I've been meaning to make this post for a long but didn't for.... reasons. Anyway, there is this pretty funny video made by a person called Chenova where she collected some amusing confessions from people in different forums and made a video about that. She also adds her own confessions near the end of the video too.
In keeping with the spirit of the video here are my confessions:
- I think I like multiple companion mods not so much because of the extra muscle/companionship as much as for all the extra loot I can carry by having more companions around. Yes, I tend to treat them as a pack mules...
- After finishing a dungeon if there are still loot around but my companions inventory is full and mine is about to go above my carrying capacity then I just turn TGM (godmode in Skyrim), loot anything that is left and then go to town to sell all the crap. Even if I don't need the money I still do it. I may have a problem with looting...
- It is a known fact that I love modding. How much? Well, right now I have about 133 .ESPs/.ESMs files enabled. Total mod files though (i.e. counting with retextures and such) is 172. But give or take a dozen for patch files and compatibility files. That is after trying to cut down on mod files. I think my record was 168 or 180 .ESPs/ESMs and an ungodly amount of total mod files.
- When I played my Dark Brotherhood character she married Muiri for no other reason than I thought it would be amusing for a contractor to marry the person who just murdered a few people for her. True love in Skyrim? Not in that game!
- My waifus in Skyrim would be Serana, Lydia and Delphine in exactly that order. I'd add Astrid too but her control freakishness might make her an interesting character but I am not sure I'd like it in a waifu.
So, those are mine. What are your Skyrim confessions? 🙂
EDIT: Forgot to add one confession! To me the most dangerous creatures in Skyrim aren't the dragons. Or the Falmer. It is bears! I swear they are like ninja. They get behind you without you noticing until they are on top of you and mauling your face. My poor mage character died a lot because of bear attacks.
This gives a whole new meaning to mug shot!
The following is my answer to "Build Your Own Boss" challenge. It was started by AmberMist of "Tastes Like Battle Chicken".
It isn't made for any game in specific. Any generic fantasy game will do. It is also meant as a parody of some of the things way too common to fantasy in general. Basically this is what happens when you mix:
1) A developer who can at best write some really atrocious fanfiction with a Mary Sue as the main character.
2) A marketing team trying to tap in the latest fad while simultaneously trying to create a new one (even if it is just like the old one!)
Born from the combined dark forces of those two is the following monstrosity...
...continue reading "Build Your Own Boss Challenge: Shelotunithu the Undead God"
Megaman was one of those game series I grew up with and loved to death. Granted I was never good to finish any of the games. Still it has a special place in my heart. So special that it can still bring a smile to my face just thinking of the games or hearing some of the theme music.
Perhaps it is because of that I found the following video more charming than funny. Don't get me wrong it is funny. But the nostalgia feeling that it brings me is much stronger than the laughs. 🙂
Anyway, this is what would happen if one of Megaman's enemies had a portal gun that the blue bomber could acquire.
Cold off the presses, come the news from Rock, Paper, Shotgun*, that the venerable adventure game Monkey Island will be remade as a FPS! Just go click the link and read the news. They even have videos. Don't worry. I will wait.
Back? Alright! In case someone doesn't know it, this is another classic game being rebooted as a FPS. Other already confirmed games to receive such treatment are
X-Com XCom and Syndicate.
To those more enlightened of you, this will come as no surprise. After all the adventure game genre is dead. Even more dead than the the strategy game genre. But what do I know right? I am just some random blogger who has been playing games for more than 20 years. All the funs I had with non-FPS games were obviously moments of pure delusions. Thankfully we have people much smarter than me turning classic games into FPSes!
But I will do my part too now. I urge every reader of this blog (the two of you) to write an e-mail to your favorite game company to stop everything they are doing now and turn their games into a FPS. Therefore we won't have to suffer with sub-par games anymore!
I will start it by writing an e-mail to Hasbro for a FPS version of Monopoly. I bet it will be the best version of Monopoly ever!
* Just in case it is not clear in the Rock, Paper, Shotgun article, that is a joke. A pretty good one but still just a joke. Unfortunately, X-Com and Syndicate being rebooted as a FPS is not.... Well, I guess it could be a bad joke depending on how you see it. *shrugs*
Oh, and this post is also a joke in case it wasn't clear. Please don't throw stones at me! I love all game genres equally! *mutters* ... except the ones that don't love me back. *shifty eyes*
This is a sort of follow-up post to the previous one. You see, someone in the The Perfect 10: Why Elves are the Scourge of MMORPGs article commented that we don't need games with more elves. Instead we need a game with more gnomes. Kinda like the multitude of different elven races we often see in fantasy worlds.
That got me thinking about how that would work out.... Follow after the jump to see what it could be if there were a dozen gnome races in a fantasy world!
Disclaimer: I do not hate gnomes. In fact I find them quite funny and their inventions useful. Well, useful until it blows up that is. The only reason I am doing it with gnomes instead of another race like... say, orcs, is because it is easy. Which also goes to show another good point of them: flexibility. If I get crazy enough though I can try doing it with other fantasy races. :p
EDIT: Ops! Forgot one of the gnome variants. It was added now.
...continue reading "What if gnomes were like elves…"